{"id":375,"date":"2013-10-09T20:18:51","date_gmt":"2013-10-09T18:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/murzyn.vc-mp.pl\/blok\/?p=375"},"modified":"2016-04-23T16:07:06","modified_gmt":"2016-04-23T14:07:06","slug":"nieprawdopodobne-a-jednak-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/murzyn.vc-mp.eu\/blok\/nieprawdopodobne-a-jednak-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Nieprawdopodobne, a jednak 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>W ci\u0105gu ostatniego tygodnia obejrza\u0142em kilka transmisji z speedrun\u00f3w, czyli pr\u00f3b bicia rekordu kto szybciej przejdzie gr\u0119. Ogl\u0105da\u0142em r\u00f3wnie\u017c miszcza Adama :).<\/p>\n<p>Wnioski? O ile nie wida\u0107 tego na filmach z YT, to osoby pr\u00f3buj\u0105ce bi\u0107 rekord rzucaj\u0105 ogromn\u0105 ilo\u015bci\u0105 <em>kurw<\/em> i <em>fak\u00f3w<\/em>, je\u017celi co\u015b nie wyjdzie im zgodnie z planem np. zostan\u0105 uderzeni przez inny pojazd i dachuj\u0105. Ba, nawet kolejno\u015b\u0107 wykonywania misji musi by\u0107 wed\u0142ug ustalonego schematu. Gdy Adam wzi\u0105\u0142 &#8222;nie t\u0105 misj\u0119&#8221; by\u0142 zrozpaczony, wpisa\u0142 czuty na bro\u0144, zacz\u0105\u0142 szale\u0107 po mie\u015bcie, a ostatecznie utopi\u0142 Claude&#8217;a \ud83d\ude41 . Potem grzecznie zacz\u0105\u0142 now\u0105 gr\u0119.<\/p>\n<p>W speedrunie wszystko musi wyj\u015b\u0107 idealnie. Schemat jest tak wyliczony, aby maksymalnie oszcz\u0119dza\u0107 czas. Przyk\u0142adowo, gdy odbieramy Misty z GTA3 po raz drugi, musimy odebra\u0107 j\u0105 radiowozem bez drzwi. Prawdopodobnie musi by\u0107 to radiow\u00f3z, gdy\u017c ma syreny, a Misty mamy wywabi\u0107 za pomoc\u0105 klaksonu. W momencie naciskania klaksonu, wychodzimy z samochodu. Gdy idziemy piechotk\u0105 posta\u0107 towarzysz\u0105ca (w tym przypadku Misty) pod\u0105\u017ca za nami truchtem, z kolei gdy jeste\u015bmy w samochodzie to idzie w naszym kierunku powolnym spacerkiem. Tym samym mamy zaoszcz\u0119dzone 5 sekund \ud83d\ude09 .<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lHF04IBvPwo\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Tutaj trzeba nastawi\u0107 uszu, aby zrozumie\u0107 sytuacj\u0119.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gbJ9bD7GAMM\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Jazda zgodna z przepisami i zaskakuj\u0105cy koniec.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ofJUvePZBL8\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Kto umie tym je\u017adzi\u0107?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/igULiQqbrqw\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Wut.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SLuPYp7wRzM\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Moc kartonowej skrzyni.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FzMLQprkYZE\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Podkre\u015bla\u0142em to ju\u017c wiele razy i powiem jeszcze raz &#8211; w GTA 3 naj\u0142atwiej o stant z dupy ;D.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6Y9xc1vxU5I\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Duchy.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yEOvLzGdd2k\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>LANS rozpierdala.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3oQa7fgJwG8\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Zd\u0105\u017cy\u0142 skubaniec.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7PSzdK8Cw4g\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Trzy rzeczy: finisz w stylu, gra cieni oraz dw\u00f3ch Tomk\u00f3w.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JmDg0MqVaEE\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>0.4 :D.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ot_wdkG1yig\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Zaskoczony?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mGDl4eel9A4\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Kolejny z 0.4.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>W ci\u0105gu ostatniego tygodnia obejrza\u0142em kilka transmisji z speedrun\u00f3w, czyli pr\u00f3b bicia rekordu kto szybciej przejdzie gr\u0119. 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